Patriot Martial Arts

Pack your fins, bring your PFDs and get ready to hook up the pylon at the Texas Ski Ranch, a 70-acre action sports paradise located in New Braunfels, TX. where you will find a wakeboarding and cable park consistently ranked as one of the top facilities in the world. With three cable systems and a boating lake, there is truly something for all levels of water sports enthusiasts. What makes this ski ranch unique is the culture and facilities surrounding the lakes. Riders can indulge in just about every board sport under the sun including snowboarding, skateboarding, and even stand-up paddleboarding. You can lounge on the beach, drink at the bar or burn energy at Spring Loaded Trampoline Park. There is truly fun for the whole family and it is all dog friendly.

Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club will leave you rolling with laughter as A-list comedians, including George Lopez, Drew Carey, and Jeff Dunham, tickle your funny bone. Try your hand at comedic stand-up every Saturday at the open-mic shows. Celebrate a special occasion and charity events, or create a fun-filled weekend extravaganza of laughter. The friendly waitstaff will assist you with food and drink selections to enhance the bursts of roars and radiating grins.