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Enjoy the freedom to visit local attractions without waiting in line with San Antonio Segway Nation Tours. Grab your segway and join your tour guide as they point out the famous city landmarks, like the world-famous Alamo, the haunted Menger Hotel, the oldest San Fernando Cathedral, and the La Villita art village.

Head over with top speed to the Main event, where it is deemed "the most fun under one roof." Grab your bowling ball and head over to the state-of-the-art bowling lanes. Get your equipment for the multi-level laser tag arena. Grab onto your courage as you walk along the thrilling high gravity ropes and zip lines. Need more heart-pumping action? Try out the mini golf holes, rock climbing, and the arcade filled with retro and modern games. Hungry for some food that is sure to send your taste buds singing and getting fueled up for more fun? Try out the full-service restaurant where you can enjoy pizza, burgers, and wings.

Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club will leave you rolling with laughter as A-list comedians, including George Lopez, Drew Carey, and Jeff Dunham, tickle your funny bone. Try your hand at comedic stand-up every Saturday at the open-mic shows. Celebrate a special occasion and charity events, or create a fun-filled weekend extravaganza of laughter. The friendly waitstaff will assist you with food and drink selections to enhance the bursts of roars and radiating grins.